Fun fact of the day, I will never be able to use anything but mobile tumblr again because tumblr locked me out of this account that I made 8 years ago with the only chance of recovery being to get into an email I forgot the password to 7 years ago.
white friend: i had a great spring break i got so tan!
me: hoe don't do it
white friend: *puts arm next to mine* i'm almost as dark as you :)
me: oh my god
me: hoe don't do it
white friend: *puts arm next to mine* i'm almost as dark as you :)
me: oh my god
When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove
When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️
(via mike-mills)
Boy: *watches sports with gf*
Girl: that was such a good play!!
Boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?
Girl: that was such a good play!!
Boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?
